“I’m fantastic in bed” Marketing Explained

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You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I’m fantastic in bed”.
That’s Direct Marketing.

You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, “He’s fantastic in bed”.
That’s Advertising.

You’re at a party and a gorgeous girl shouts out “Who’s fantastic in bed”.
That’s Search Marketing.

You’re at a party and ask a friend to hold up a neon sign next to you saying “He’s fantastic in bed”.
That’s Interruption Marketing.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m fantastic in bed”.
That’s Telemarketing.

You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, “By the way, I’m fantastic in bed”.
That’s Public Relations.

You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, “I hear you’re fantastic in bed”.
That’s Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I’m fantastic in bed, marry me” She slaps you in the face.
That’s Customer Feedback.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I’m fantastic in bed, marry me!” and she introduces you to her husband
That’s Demand and supply gap.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party, go up to her and before you say, “I’m fantastic in bed, marry me!” she turns her face towards you ———— she is your wife !
That’s competition eating into your market share!